The Pledge of Allegiance and it's consequences have been disastrous for the pledge genre. Pledges are supposed to be a fun way to unify your gang of rascals and hooligans! Same words, same heart, same mind!
So I'm going to save the form single-handedly and write brand new pledges for the modern day.
This is the Monday pledge.
Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
Look at that mountain
Look at those trees
Look at that bum over there, man, he's down on his knees
look at these humans
There ain't nothing like em' anywhere
I love Monday (we love it!)
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