updates on the wildlife in the apartment lawn

 we have a rabbit living under the concrete somewhere.

we have some sort of melon/gourd plant growing in the mulch by the parking lot.

this is great news.

if you don't want nature to flourish you have lost the plot.

you ever think something impossible

 Come on out back to the field with me. See the horizon? Where the land meets the sky? It's a place you can see but you can never get to it. 

A lot of things are like that.

And the things you can actually get to, well, you get to them and then you're there. So then you gotta pick something else.

Some stuff, like mountains, you can actually get to if you go far enough. 

You can't get to clouds. But if you get on a plane you can go through a cloud and even that's a little underwhelming if we're being honest. It's just fog.

No but the point is you have to set your sights on something and chances are it's not going to be real and if it is real you'll have to pick something else but that's why you just dwell baby. You realize that you're already sitting where someone else's horizon is. Bada-boom!

bumpus scraw

ringdingling merjerity

burface munion

kerlaptropy wheeznorts

stunbottom mottobnuts

purple eleven

mastle hilarious

cued hegemonicanizer

plafid blurnton

misted lane

obonotched giddididdi

you think anyone's seriously looking into inventing a shrink ray?

 And I know. You're like, "No. That's a bad idea. Why would anyone look into that?"

But, it would be pretty cool. And you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. You're telling me we don't have a single person assigned to Shrink Ray Technology? 

Oh no all the time energy and money's gotta go to surveillance camera and the robot that pretends to have a brain

Would it really hurt anyone to work on the shrink ray?

garden cucumbers and tomatoes are unmatched

 it's like tasting in 3D

It reminds me of the immortal Peggy Hill quote, "If this is food, what have we been eating?"

I'm big into chia seed water right now

 I like the slime.

It's the closest society will let me get to drinking pond water.

The nutritional powerhouse of guzzling frog eggs.

here's a million dollar idea

 big cake.

it's not just a big cake.

it's a crumb. like a single crumb of a cake. but that crumb is the size and weight of a wedding cake. 

suggesting an artifact from an impossibly large cake of a time long forgot not unlike the dinosaurs of yore