I purchased a new car battery today because my car wouldn't start anymore and the sticker on the old battery said 9/18. Which I'm choosing to believe means that battery was purchased in 2018 and I haven't had to replace it until 2026.
That's right. I DOUBLED the life expectancy of a car battery. The average is 3-5 years. I made it EIGHT.
Is it because I'm a good driver? Is it because of all my good deeds? Probably.
we have a rabbit living under the concrete somewhere.
we have some sort of melon/gourd plant growing in the mulch by the parking lot.
this is great news.
if you don't want nature to flourish you have lost the plot.
Come on out back to the field with me. See the horizon? Where the land meets the sky? It's a place you can see but you can never get to it.
A lot of things are like that.
And the things you can actually get to, well, you get to them and then you're there. So then you gotta pick something else.
Some stuff, like mountains, you can actually get to if you go far enough.
You can't get to clouds. But if you get on a plane you can go through a cloud and even that's a little underwhelming if we're being honest. It's just fog.
No but the point is you have to set your sights on something and chances are it's not going to be real and if it is real you'll have to pick something else but that's why you just dwell baby. You realize that you're already sitting where someone else's horizon is. Bada-boom!
ringdingling merjerity
burface munion
kerlaptropy wheeznorts
stunbottom mottobnuts
purple eleven
mastle hilarious
cued hegemonicanizer
plafid blurnton
misted lane
obonotched giddididdi
And I know. You're like, "No. That's a bad idea. Why would anyone look into that?"
But, it would be pretty cool. And you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. You're telling me we don't have a single person assigned to Shrink Ray Technology?
Oh no all the time energy and money's gotta go to surveillance camera and the robot that pretends to have a brain
Would it really hurt anyone to work on the shrink ray?
it's like tasting in 3D
It reminds me of the immortal Peggy Hill quote, "If this is food, what have we been eating?"
I like the slime.
It's the closest society will let me get to drinking pond water.
The nutritional powerhouse of guzzling frog eggs.
