Crime

 Crime. What is it? How does it work? What is to be done about it?

Here's an example of a crime. One time my sister lived in a place where she parked her car on the street. And then someone came along and was mad at her car for some reason and tried to destroy the rear driver side window with a can of green beans. They struck the window with the can, damaging the can but failing to break the window. Then they used a second can of green beans to destroy the window and fled the scene. 

This crime is an example of destruction of property via can of beans. This crime went unpunished and the green bean slammer was never caught. I don't know I kind of lost the thread on that one. Pretty crazy story though.