here's a winning idea

 take all the shopping carts and throw them out in the streets. make the roads undriveable. no one likes them. no one likes what it's done to the planet and the way we live our lives. ruin them with shopping carts.

I personally have nothing against shopping carts. Once we've made walkable communities that serve people we can go back to having shopping carts. but until then, the price must be paid.