I fell on my bike today. I was making a turn and the inside pedal scraped the sidewalk and the bike fell on my leg. I was lying on the grass and through the pain a voice rose above to say, "Oh NO! I hope I didn't crush my Frosted Mini-Wheats Big Bites!"
When I was a senior in high school I thought college was going to be some sort of psychological testing ground. Or some kind of institution that evaluates you and tells you your worth to the world.
College is a place where you learn to value a cereal box over your own well-being. The older I get the more I realize scary things are just weird and sad.
I'm Dracula! Why has my cat's stool been so runny lately?
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