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A.D.A.A: She does the two step, and the tongue drop, she does the cabbage patch, and the bus stop, she like Electro, she love Hip Hop, she like the Reggae, she feel Punk Rock, she like the Samba, and the Mambo, she like to Break Dance, and Calypso.
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and forth on the text line, She got me fishin' for love, I confess I'm--
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The biggest joke here is that the lyrics I used are from Taboo. The other person that no one knows about in the Black Eyed Peas. I got most of the way through this and realized I was quoting the wrong guy. But then I thought to myself, "Who will know the difference?! BAHAHAHAHAHA"
2 comments:
DUDE WHY DID YOU REVEAL IT!?!?! I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO TELL YOU YOU QUOTED TABOO!!! It could have been an amazing moment. It's okay, we both understood.
The fact that we both could tell the difference, when really no one should, speaks volumes about our obsessions with the two unknown BEP's.
Hahaha, I knew as I was writing it that you were the one person that would know the difference.
I was afraid you'd think I'd lost the faith! When really I just needed to combine Taboo's pointless lyrics with ablittleblaps ridiculous name.
But I'm sorry I didn't let you point it out and then I could've responded, "No one knows the difference! Bahaha!"
Should've thought that one through.
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