A Celebration of Achievement

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(loosely related introductory picture)

(our hero: Sass)

"Oh, hey big boy."

(a picture of pie)

You're just a big hairy boy.

You looking for some fun with a glass of fresh-squeezed? Huh, boy? 

um....uh...what's a boy?

Oooo, and you're dumb too. That's how I like 'em.

please go away.

Do you like letters, stud?

what?

I want you to cover me with letters. And I want the first letter to be...

EYTCH!

you mean, 'H'?

oh! Oh my! Yes. Put it on me! Hurry!

eeggghhhh....

mmmm..yes. That's a mighty fine "H".

Ha-haha, hahaha! You know what word starts with 'H'? Do you?

Huckleberry

hehehe...yes...huckle--huckle

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

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My face! The H has ruined my face!

My innards are spilling into the soil! Citrus! AHHH!! Help me! Please! Everything burns!

do...do you want...the letter 'G'?

NO I DON'T WANT THE LETTER 'G'! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU! AHHH! MY LUNGS! MY LUNGS ARE SWELLING!

Pie time!

I'm...I'm uh....

This is your fault, Mary.