This is a scene based on real events from the climbing gym on Friday
Me and Calvin are sitting at the front desk watching Funniest King of the Hill Moments videos after having sprayed 32 rental shoes and also learning to juggle.
This guy walks over from the climbing area and over to the front desk. He's holding a jagged piece of plastic in his right hand. We'll call him Big Guy.
Big Guy: A gift to you. From the Clydesdale department.
He places a chunk of the broken climbing hold on the desk in front of Calvin. Calvin stares at it.
Calvin: Oh that's a climbing hold.
Big Guy: Yeah I put my foot on it and it shattered from the massive amount of force I produced.
Calvin: When you said Clydesdale it made me think that was the chunk of a hoof or something.
Big Guy: Hehe no. It's the foot chip on the volume.
Calvin: Oh yeah I don't even think you need that hold. You can just smear on the volume. Too much need, not enough demand. (this is a real thing Calvin said.)
Calvin (again): Yeah you're actually the second guy to do this. The other guy is in here right now too. He's seven feet tall.
Big Guy: Oh ok, that's why he laughed then. We'll give me an invoice and I'll make it up to you.
Calvin: No that's okay it's--
Andy: FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS
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That didn't really go anywhere but it's a start!
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