Friday, November 30, 2012

A Celebration of Achievement


Begin




(loosely related introductory picture)



(our hero: Sass)





"Oh, hey big boy."







(a picture of pie)










You're just a big hairy boy.







You looking for some fun with a glass of fresh-squeezed? Huh, boy? 







um....uh...what's a boy?











Oooo, and you're dumb too. That's how I like 'em.








please go away.






Do you like letters, stud?











what?





I want you to cover me with letters. And I want the first letter to be...







EYTCH!










you mean, 'H'?







oh! Oh my! Yes. Put it on me! Hurry!

eeggghhhh....

mmmm..yes. That's a mighty fine "H".







Ha-haha, hahaha! You know what word starts with 'H'? Do you?











Huckleberry





hehehe...yes...huckle--huckle


AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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My face! The H has ruined my face!

My innards are spilling into the soil! Citrus! AHHH!! Help me! Please! Everything burns!







do...do you want...the letter 'G'?





NO I DON'T WANT THE LETTER 'G'! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU! AHHH! MY LUNGS! MY LUNGS ARE SWELLING!


















Pie time!





I'm...I'm uh....






This is your fault, Mary.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

What Are You Doing?





"hey."
"hey."



"Hey, what are you doing?"




huh?

"what are you doing?"







huh?





I'm asking you a question...





oh. lemme check--
what?





What? What?





That's what I'm asking you!





What are you asking me?





Yeah, what!





I'm asking you!





I can't understand a word you're saying.





Am I talking funny?




what?




How am I talking to you?





You're talking to me like you don't know what I'm doing.





What are you doing?




What?






Is that what you're doing or are you telling me?





What?





Are you doing what you're doing or telling me what you're doing is what you're telling me?





I'm telling you what. Is that what I'm doing?




Are you doing what I think you're doing?



What am I doing?




What?









I'm a stop sign!







Oh, you're a stop sign?





Yeah, see? I got stop written on me.







That's pretty funny.
Yeah, that's pretty funny.


You're a stop sign.


Yeah, I'm a stop sign.

What are you doing as a stop sign?






Doing what?




As a stop sign!







I'm a stop sign.