nba legend shaquille o' neal has or has had at least 34 nicknames

 

• The Big Aristotle
• The Big Shamrock
• Shaq
• Mayor McShaq
• Diesel
• Wilt Chamberneezy
• The Big Cactus
• The Big Shaqtus
• Manny Shaq-iaou
• The Big Leprechaun
• Shaq Fu
• The Big Felon
• The Big Baryshnikov
• The Big Conductor
• The Big Field General
• Shaqovic
• Superman
• The Big Maravich
• The Big Banana
• Dr. Shaq
• The Big Cordially
• The Big Galactus
• The Big Agave
• L.C.L.
• MDE
• The Big Twitterer
• The Big IPO
• The Big Equotatious
• The Real Deal
• Osama Bin Shaq
• Witness Protection
• Shaq Daddy
• The Big Daddy
• Hobomaster

It is my intention to memorize all of these names in this order.