The real reason we go to camp is to do cool flips. What is a cool flip? That's not something a cool person would ask. A cool person would ask, "how cool was that flip I just did?" To which the answer would be, "heckin' sweet, my dude." I've changed my name legally to cool flips. And when I do cool flips, as I'm running down the diving board someone always shouts, "hey look everyone! Cool Flips is about to do one of his cool flips!" And then I heave my body up into the air and twirl around violently and erratically before crashing into the water with a loud slapping sound and taking a concerning amount of time to resurface. I then retreat into hiding for two weeks before returning to repeat the process once more. Cool flips.
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