Tuesday, March 15, 2022

I love my little gps watch

 It's my best new running fried. This lil guy and me. We go everywhere together. He's keeping track of what I do and he gives me happy beeps when I go far and run fast. I used to be a dumb watch guy because I'm wary of technology and any device that collects data on me but this lil guy, he'd never rat me out. I could commit so many running related crimes and I know that 1) he's not smart enough to know what I did, not like those heart rate monitor watches and 2) even if he did know, he still wouldn't say nothing. we're sweat brothers. brothers in sweat. 

And we're going to share our accomplishments with the whole world! Believe it!

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