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Speaker: Dr. Panther
Audience: Textbook Writer
Themes: Fact
Facts about the Human Heart. The human heart is the largest muscle made of blood. It can squirt a dram of circulatory fluid from the toes to the nose and back again. It will not be sunburned if left out in the sun because it is not encased in skin. Albert Einstein was. Michael Douglas had two first names which came at the terrible price of his heart being appropriated as a dragon's egg sack. When we think about the human heart, it angers us. The Greeks postulated that imagination moves at the speed of heart beats. When your heart rate is fast, your imagination moves very quickly. The opposite is also true. When my feet pace is slow, my math equations are static. When we place a 't' in front of 'heart' we get something that is very close to a threat. The important thing to remember about threats is that they are alive. They will grow and get stronger and when you try to outrun them they will work even harder and as you sleep they will recover and gather their strength for a final assault. This is why we employ anti-oxidants in our diet because fortifying our bones with anti-oxygen will allow us to vanquish the oxygen born ailments like hurtful words and throat-based chicken pox.
1 comment:
Hahaha this is cool and hilarious, the end is especially funny. I love the idea of writing insane and cool facts for a textbook writer.
This part is really cool, I really like it:
"The Greeks postulated that imagination moves at the speed of heart beats. When your heart rate is fast, your imagination moves very quickly."
And this line too is really cool:
"When we place a 't' in front of 'heart' we get something that is very close to a threat."
And then this was hilarious and awesome:
"The important thing to remember about threats is that they are alive. They will grow and get stronger and when you try to outrun them they will work even harder and as you sleep they will recover and gather their strength for a final assault. This is why we employ anti-oxidants in our diet because fortifying our bones with anti-oxygen will allow us to vanquish the oxygen born ailments like hurtful words and throat-based chicken pox."
I especially love "This is why we employ anti-oxidants in our diet".
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