3 Noses???

Little Girl: What's he saying?
Me: Nothing
LG: What are those words?
Me: He's not saying those words. Those words are tattoo'd on his upper lip.
LG: Yeah, but what's he saying?
Me: Nothing.
LG: Nuh-uh!
Me: The words are written on him. He's not saying anything.
LG: No, they aren't. What's he saying?
Me: You tell me!
LG: I don't know.
Me:....
LG:....