Saturday, December 7, 2013

Alien Santa Dude


We're on a rocket to the moon! Alien Santa? What gifts do you bring to the boys and girls of Planet Earth?

Nothing?

You give them nothing? You have no toys or games or inflatable houses for even the saintliest of children? How can this be, Alien Santa?

You must teach them to believe and do not punish them for their ignorance. Appear in their dreams! Appear at night when they lie awake all alone. Alien Santa--an overactive imagination is a terrible thing to not exploit for notoriety.

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