I'd Like to Imagine

I'd like to imagine that the people who read this think that I'm doing really important things when I'm not updating this blog.

Surely I must be.

Things like waking up at 2 in the morning, seeing that my alarm clock says 2:12 and deciding that that must mean I'm late for work.

So I get up and go out to the kitchen and stare at the empty coffee pot for about 2 minutes, then stare at the clock on the coffee machine, then try to get some mugs and bowls out of the cabinets before I realize that I am 4 hours early for work, turn off all the lights, and collapse on the bed.

It was sort of like sleep walking except I knew I was awake...I was just...stupid.

It was like stupid walking.