Gerdi and Jodi

Acquaintances.

I like to do these kinds of characters at work. Cartoonishly dark and miserable people who somehow feel the need to obnoxiously broadcast their strange woes.

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This card is Diverticulitis. It is also a sketch diagram of the large intestine. Diverticulitis is an infection of one of the pouches in your digestive tract. So, when a person has this card, they can only have so many cards on the table because of their tummy-hurt. 

The sky is the limit in 1000 Blank White Cards. 

This one is pretty self-explanatory. I think we've all been there a time or two. 100 points for that!

My friend Anthony drew this one. I like this card because it raises a lot of questions. Most cards give order and shape to the game; this card seems to actively thwart understanding.

Why is it call "air"? Why would that make you kiss a hand?

Whose hand are we supposed to be kissing? The person playing the card? Your own hand?

What is meant by hand? The cards in your hand that we call a "hand" or the thing at the end of your arm with fingers?

It's a groundbreaking card in a lot of ways. 

Poemtry Tuesday!

Today's poem was inspired by real* events

*to the extent that anything can be considered "real"

(obviously it was also inspired Tim and Eric and in the heat of the moment I conflated Totinos and Tostitos because how can both of them even have names that are that similar??)

The Jackal Crane!

Oh no! The most fearsome construction animal of all!

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A box with some baby teeth in it

a powerful card indeed.

1000 blank white cards comics.

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This was the first card I made in 1,000 Blank White Cards. The Unbearable Lightness of Being.

Lovely! And now! A second comic!

Oh the unbearable lightness of being. You are too much. Of being not nearly enough to matter.

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Erin made this one. Onion Head. -400.

Poor onion head. He's got issues. Smell issues. And confidence issues. 

Also, I got a scanner.