Saturday, August 15, 2026

you think anyone's seriously looking into inventing a shrink ray?

 And I know. You're like, "No. That's a bad idea. Why would anyone look into that?"

But, it would be pretty cool. And you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. You're telling me we don't have a single person assigned to Shrink Ray Technology? 

Oh no all the time energy and money's gotta go to surveillance camera and the robot that pretends to have a brain

Would it really hurt anyone to work on the shrink ray?

2 comments:

Creb said...

What if several people have actually already succeeded at separate times and places but they always get caught in the wacky shenanigans of accidentally shrinking yourself and then we never find them and don't understand the device they built so now there are just a half dozen shrink rays in storage rental units around the world, placed there by confused and grieving family members.

Andy Lawrence said...

Hmmm yeah. Seems probable. A fire man was not meant to wield