ok so the movie is called Team Match.
At the start we meet a guy and everyone hates him and he's not good at anything and he has one friend but that friend doesn't even like him that much. Then we find out the the--there is a team and they need one more member to compete in the team match against the other team--the bad team--the bad team that always wins. There's going to be a match and the teams face each other. And so the small team they have a tryout and everyone is bad but the start guy gets lucky somehow and he's the best and so he gets put on the team but the team doesn't like him still and his one friend doesn't get put on the team and is resentful about it so their friendship is ruined. But then! So, later the team is having team practice and one of the bad team guys comes to the practice and he's mean to the good team and the guy like stands up for his teammate and gets magic lucky again and does a cool move that makes the bad guy leave and that makes the good team like the guy a little more. And the guy learns that he is lucky and that people like him when he's lucky so he has to do more of that. And so in the lead up to the big team match the good team uses the power of the start guy being lucky to beat other teams that we don't even care about and it comes down to the big team match against the bad team and the good team and OH look out! the friend from before has now made his way onto the bad team because he used the hate in his heart to grow knives for hands basically and he's knife hands now which is a huge threat. And so the guy before the game is like 'we can't face this team they have a guy who is my ex-friend and now he has knives for hands this is a serious concern. we could really get hurt. this isn't an ordinary team match like we were promised and on top of all that he really doesn't like me so he's gonna want to knife me first.'
And the ref is like 'man I don't dang know just play the ding dang match or something.' And so they do but everybody just gives knife hands a super wide berth and knife hands at first he likes that he's winning but then even his own team is scared of him and it's ridiculous and he's like 'guys this is ridiculous you think I'm actually going to cut people open in a team match with my knives for hands? you really think I would do that?! these aren't even real knives!' And then he takes off the little covers he had and they were just fake knives he had over his real hands. And the ref is like 'that guy just had fake knives over his real hands! They were just lies he was wearing!' And the other team is like 'Oh man we get fooled and now we're way behind in the score!' So they have to rally and try really hard to win the match and the start guy gets lucky but not quite enough and they lose but then the guy is like 'Hey man! you gotta take some of their scores away because we all thought he really had knives for hands.' And the ref says, 'yeah you're right. minus points for their team because you can't pretend to have knives for hands so that nobody will get near you but then get frustrated that you're unlovable and take off the knives to go back to having hands. that's not allowed.' And so they win by technicality.
the end
3 comments:
where's arbitrary and forced romance to a pretty girl who had previously dismissed the main stinky guy at the start of the film??? And was dating the leader of the bad team except he's a jerk and mistreats her but she doesn't discover self respect until the second act of the movie??
you know what no lie half way through writing this I thought about how that needed to be an element to the story and then I thought NO and that's when I pivoted hard to the knife hands thing
understandable, you gotta keep the audience on their toes
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