a sand wish

is that something?

make me a sand wish

a sandwich?

oh I thought you said sand wish.

My sand wish--I wouldn't make a wish upon the sand.

You know what animal clearly made a sand wish?

Camels

I'm sorry. Camels have all sorts of great features and abilities and they're incredibly well adapted to their environment and human beings wouldn't be where we are without them but they do not look cool. They just don't. You split a camel into fourths and none of the fourths look like they go with any of the other fourths.

Look at llamas. Look at alpacas. Look at animals that made a mountain wish. A wish upon the mountain.

That's cool. Look at that proud neck. Look at that regal stature. That elegant wool. Those bois are cool bois.

I don't want to be mean to camels. It's not their fault. It's the sand's fault. The sand warped and distorted their body. The sand is not to be trusted. 

Never make a sand wish.