frog scientist. go.
FROG SCIENTIST: I've done it! I've finished my latest and greatest experiment! It's practically ribbiting!
HOPELESS STOOGE: Congratulations, professor! This is absolutely ribbiting!
FROG SCIENTIST glares
HOPELESS STOOGE silent open mouth smile
FROG SCIENTIST smashes beaker on lab floor
FROG SCIENTIST: I just said it was ribbiting, you hopeless stooge! There's only two or so good frog puns and now you've made me hopping mad!
HOPELESS STOOGE: I'm terribly sorry, professor. It would seem that I've made you--
FROG SCIENTIST: Don't you dare say it! Don't you dare steal my second frog-based pun and claim it as your own! If you do, I'm going to put your name in the book of BAD FROGS and then we'll let the Easter Bunny, who has dominion over all hopping based creatures decide your fate.
HOPELESS STOOGE: Um...I hope I don't croak!
FROG SCIENTIST glares
FROG SCIENTIST: I was just about to use croak! Everyone knows that's the third good frog-based pun! That's it! In the book!
HOPELESS STOOGE: Please professor! Your tongue-lashing is more than sufficient!
FROG SCIENTIST: Gross! That one is forbidden on account of being gross!
FROG SCIENTIST writes Hopeless Stooge in the book of BAD FROGS
FROG SCIENTIST: Now we wait for Easter.
HOPELESS STOOGE: But--it's July.
pause
HOPELESS STOOGE: Would you like to tell me about your experiment?
FROG SCIENTIST: What? Oh. Yeah. I--um--proved that uh--my heart will go on.
CELINE DION'S 1997 MEGA-HIT MY HEART WILL GO ON BLASTS
THE END
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