I've almost finished the 20lb bag of Costco quick brown rice that I've had since at least 2013

 That thing has probably gone years at a time without being touched but I'm finally nearing the finish line. Proud of myself. Proud of Costco. The world was a different place back when I started making my way through that bag of rice. I was a different person. 

It just goes to show that if you put off something long enough, it gets old.