something for the kids

this is a commercial for afterschool. do you often find that when school ends you just lay down on the floor and go to sleep until school starts again? do you eat nothing but potatoes and live in a potato and sleep on potatoes and watch potatoes and take your potatoes for walks? do you sometimes see a large bird flying over your head and think, "who am I? what does this mean?" Well, lucky for you, there is a better way. After the school day, you should come to afterschool. Stop living your weird nightmare life and have fun at afterschool. We have games. You can make friends. We have snacks that aren't potatoes. It's really great. There's even a day where we have a contest to see who can put on the most sweaters at one time? That's never actually happened before but it definitely would not be the weirdest thing we've ever done. So come to afterschool. You'll be glad you did!