nother joke

a walrus snuck into a special preview of a new children's book that was written to help children cope with having constant dizzy spells. 

the walrus dragged itself across the auditorium, terrifying attendees and bellowing horribly. then it approached the console on stage and by carefully using its tusks it typed out a message on the computer that was projected on the screen--outlining a plan to return to the arctic by building a raft of children and taking them for a spin.