The coffee mug tree is the greatest tree that has ever taken root in soil.
Every morning, the Coffee Mug Tree sprouts a fresh batch of coffees, each in their own pristine ceramic mug. Every flavor and spice is available--vanilla bean, hazelnut, mocha, pineapple, orange, oregano, cinnamon, popcorn butter, cheese, arthritis, technical foul, and peanut. All the flavors.
If you find a Coffee Mug Tree, lay yourself down beneath its bland expression and bask in the rich wafts carried by the wind as it rustles through the manila leaves.
You may not ever find true happiness in material possessions or physical sensations, but relaxing under the Coffee Mug Tree is pretty pretty pretty close.
...imagine the gurgling of the babbling brook...gurglegurglegurglegurglegurglegurgle...babblebabblebabblebabblegurglegurglegurglegurgle
gurglegurgle
gurglegurgle
the soft sounds, not unlike the sound of a person quietly choking to death on their own saliva, will carry you off to dream land where you can dream of Gorilla Bank Clerks and a world where everyone is bald except for giant plumes of hair that fire out of their knee-caps.
Coffee.
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