Blaspheming Balloons

I need one good task to accomplish by the end of this semester. I need to find one difficult and noble endeavor to prove my virtue.

I know!

I will create a monument to 2.0! It will also be a celebration of all of Team Blitz but specifically, it will honor the brave hero known as 2.0. It will include a sculpture, a throne...free soda beverages...and a reading aloud of the epic that I will compose for him that will detail all his heroic deeds and most embarrassing faux-pas. It will be unveiled in the spring on a bright and sunny afternoon and all who hear it will be better in both mind and soul.

Glory in the highest to the 2.0!