I was reading a pamphlet about food servings. It said you should eat 5 servings of veggies a day and that a serving of vegetables is the size of a computer mouse.
5 computer mouses a day??
Challenge accepted, educational pamphlet.
I started making triangles out of straws and leaving them on this thermostat thing. Someone took it down. But I have another triangle on this thing I had to stand on a chair to reach. It's still there. laughing maniacally I assume.
I like getting really long dinners. The problem is there's no bathroom in the dining hall.
It's getting harder to find places to pee.
If people wonder why I spend so much time here, they don't know my room. I thought my roommate had gotten rid of his pornographic slideshow screensaver. I realized today he just changed his background to a slideshow that occasionally contains pornographic images.
Home boy has a thing for the asians.
Dating advice:
If a girl asks you what color her eyes are and then closes them.
Smack her.
Trick question gets a trick answer.
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