Wednesday, January 27, 2016

The Perfect Defense!
































Good. good. I'm safe from all.


And before you guys get upset, just know that nonexistence privilege doesn't even exist, ok?

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Words: How Brains know about other Brains.



















purposes of brain check:

1- air out that musty skull 

2- make sure other person isn't a robot

3- other brains are cool

4- you didn't get that hinge put in to just not use it ever

Monday, January 25, 2016

The Crab Call

The cats beat the red birds last night and I got a call from Schab Crab.


























































Friday, January 22, 2016

The Snow Falls on Alls

based on a true conversation
























How exactly does Bird fly, anyway?

Thursday, January 21, 2016

My Morning Routine



































I've already written about this many times but it keeps being true. So I think I have to keep writing about it so that I won't actually refuse to leave my bed.

[the house I live in is the one on the left in the first panel. Those top windows aren't actually mine. But oh how I wish they were. Freaking East facing windows. Everyone knows those are the best kind of windows. And here I am with this single West facing window. The worst.]

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

The Comic Versions


This is Me.


This is Schab Crab.



This is Bird. 



 This is Erin.

 This is Julie (picture submitted and reproduced).

This is 2.0.

Let the adventures begin.