Tuesday, January 6, 2015

The Craw

Textbooks have to pay me 11 thousands dollars to use this one of a kind pen and paper representation of the craw. The body's most mysterious and prophetic organ. No one knows its location. Not even me.

Monday, January 5, 2015

Sunday, January 4, 2015

Hostile Pasta Aisle


"Whaddya do, Rowdywell? I'm your hallucinution! And these visions that pass before you like foggy revolving mirrors are doomed to repeat themselves, doomed to repeat themselves, doomed to repeat themselves
doomed to repent themselves
roomed to defeat themselves
groomed to deplete themselves
doomed to replete them shelves
doomed to repeat to repeat to repeat
to repeat themselves."

Saturday, January 3, 2015

The Stranger of the Shaggy Trees


My advice to myself is to meet the future as you would a mysterious stranger in the woods. Greet the traveler politely and hope that its cloak conceals a swarm of puppies. However, at any moment be prepared to fight or run if it turns out to be a cougar with a habit.

The purpose of education is not to make us feel we know this stranger. No! It should thwart our every attempt to make assumptions and make us aware of how little we understand its nature. But, you know, also show us a path to figure stuff out about it. It's a process or something like that.

Part Two In My Ongoing Series: Creepy Faces in Wood Grain

Friday, January 2, 2015

Ignatius J. Reilly

A fat, lying, slob who proves that it isn't always about who you are on the inside. Sometimes, that inside is really awful.