mark my words

 I will do my taxes this year. As I have done every year since I was born.

And I will bring you along for the ride.

What new awful things will TurboTax do this year? 

Stay tuned and find out.

Vote in the comments for when you think I should do my taxes.

The top comment will be considered unless I don't want to do my taxes that day. 

I'll negotiate with the top comment for when I do my taxes. And then ridicule or ignore the lower comments.