people notice something I'm wearing or holding and say, "is that new?"
And then I say,
"HA! New to YOU!"
It's a pretty needlessly rude thing to say to someone who's just trying to make a friendly observation but I like to imagine that I have all sorts of esoteric knowledge and wisdom that I've known for years and is only just now apparent to wide-eyed green-horned first-rodeo individuals.
Maybe don't do this one. It never gets a laugh or a good reaction.
I will keep doing it though.
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