Even a little bit of poop in any meal completely ruins it. Therefore, if things that are free contain the extremes of experience, we should avoid them at all cost. Pun intended. Everything should be free. Including bones. With my new bones premium plan, we will make sure that you are never without your bones. We have a customer service hotline that you can call at any time to speak to a robot.
There should be one food that's always free and it's illegal for anyone to charge money for it and it should be asparagus. And it should be a great honor to grow it and distribute it but you can never ever charge money for it. Asparagus should always be free.
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my pee would never recover from this D:
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