on being 33

Some people are like, "I never thought I'd live this long." I always had a pretty good idea I would live this long.

I feel younger than I thought I'd feel.

Do I have any profound insights having lived this long? What have I learned?

In the long run, it pays to be kind.

Be an easy laugh.

I feel like I need a spicy one.

My fake chicken nugget intake went up SO MUCH this year. Skyrocketed. When you're 32 you realize fake chicken nuggets are a winner.

I really like the QORN ones. I buy a big bag of like 30 at a time.

That's something I'd tell 29 year old me. Get on the nug train.