Taylor Reveley Buys A FlySwatter

Oh good heavens. It appears that all my rotted carrion that I convenientely stow in a bunker on my compound by the beautiful rushing waters of the mighty James River has attracted a host of malignant and tenacious flies. This does not bode well.

Perhaps I will ride into town and purchase a flyswatter or two to vanquish this blight once and forever.

Ah, a local hardware store. The proprietor of this establishment will no doubt be able to procure me a tool of rigtheous judgment against the flies.

"Yes, hello there. How are you?"

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