How the Wizard of Oz should have gone:
The Tinman, a heartless automaton bent on acquiring human organs marches ceaselessly through Oz. He disregards all apple trees, poppies, the gates of the city, horses, everything. He receives his mission from the talking head, kills the witch with his mighty ax, returns the broom, rules Oz.
Meanwhile, Dorothy and Toto are left trying to coax the cowardly lion out of his paralyzing anxiety and trying to keep the brain-dead Scarecrow from eating himself and climbing back on his post.
ALL HAIL THE IRON MAN!
The Tinman, a heartless automaton bent on acquiring human organs marches ceaselessly through Oz. He disregards all apple trees, poppies, the gates of the city, horses, everything. He receives his mission from the talking head, kills the witch with his mighty ax, returns the broom, rules Oz.
Meanwhile, Dorothy and Toto are left trying to coax the cowardly lion out of his paralyzing anxiety and trying to keep the brain-dead Scarecrow from eating himself and climbing back on his post.
ALL HAIL THE IRON MAN!
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