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Adapted Stories By Fictional Children

For my birthday, I'm going to ask for my own Internet connection. Did you know what? If you have the Internet you can listen to a radio station ANYWHERE!

This is just my honest understanding of what the Internet might be: The Internet is accessed from a computer which is a special rectangle that can turn clicks and boredom into pictures and videos. The computer communicates with the box in the corner of my apartment using air magic. The box is plugged into the wall because the man in the van plugged it into there. Inside the wall is wires that lead to boxes of descending size until a tower or a subterranean superhighway is reached. Information in the river flows into tributaries but unlike television we can pick up the information water and pit in our rubber pockets. The Internet is like a magical TV-Book. Or like a gigantic bee-hive that we all contribute to. Computers are like small bald-headed children that can channel the Internet through their forehead. Slowly we are giving all our information to computers so that we don't have to carry it around with us anymore because no one liked it in school when someone knew something that you didn't or when you knew something that no one else understood. Polar bears might somehow be involved with the Internet. They probably aren't but I couldn't tell you with 100% certainty that they aren't involved in some step of it.