if a dog walks around a tree one time

If a dog walks around a tree one time that's no cause for alarm. Dogs will do that from time to time. If a dog walks around a tree two times--hold on now I dropped my--wait a minute. 

gah dang

well now you get back here

I just--

oh my g--

if a dog--one minute now

Where was I? if--if a dog walks around the same tree two times well then he's really onto something. That's the thing about cats and dogs. One of em will just do the a thing over and over and that's how it is but the other is trying to get at something.

If a cat walks around a tree two times, it's serious. A dog could walk around a tree all day and not get bored. Cat and dog walk around a tree together two times, they're married. Cat and dog walk around the tree the other way three times, marriage annulled. 

I've studied animals. I know their ways. They walk around, get unmarried, remarried. I've got charts and tables I could show you. Rotations. Counter rotations. I'm the number one folk scientist. People say that's not real folk knowledge and science are fundamentally at odds I say, think of it this way, "The dirt makes up lies to tell itself about the dirt. And if you know that-"

Just demand to be impressed. I love people who demand to be impressed. Somebody impressed them once they said, only this from now on. I won't accept anything less.