Thursday, July 16, 2026

3-5 business days

 I don't like that term. 

Oh it'll take 3 to 5 business days.

It'll take 7 to 10 business days.

Business.

What a wretched enterprise.

No act as deplorable as business should deserve the distinction of its own brand of days.

Say you what you really mean-

NOT WEEKENDS!

It'll arrive in 3 to 5 days NOT WEEKENDS.

Don't count the weekends!

3 to 80 days days not counting weekends.

Oh but business days is more efficient phrasing.

As if I, Shmandy, would be moved by the devil's slippery logic of the tongue.

ha ha

1 comment:

Cb said...

I feel compelled to comment if only to attempt to complete the 'every post on the first page has been commented upon' personal achievement that I just made up.

Also I agree completely with 'business. What a wretched enterprise'. BARS