at rocky top climbing gym

 at rocky top climbing gym you can climb whatever climbs you want.

you get to choose.

if you want to do a climb, do it! if you don't want to do a climb, don't do it!

that's freedom. that's decision making.

we won't make you climb climbs you don't want to do.

we won't stop you from climbing climbs you want to do.

you're free. free as a bird.

at rocky top climbing gym.

you get to choose.

choice is our top priority.

we've developed the entire gym around your ability to choose.

aren't you grateful? aren't you thankful?

for the power of choice?

isn't that great?

don't you love us?

don't you love rocky top climbing gym get a grip?

because of the freedom we give you.

imagine if we stole your freedom.

imagine if you couldn't climb the climbs you wanted.

wouldn't that be terrible.

wouldn't you hate it.

you freedom loving choice creature. you live to choose.

and here at rocky top climbing gym,

you have to choice.

there's no other way.

if you don't decide

then nothing will happen.

it all depends on your choosing.

your choice is all there is.

your choice is the one thing keeping rocky top climbing from disintegrating into nothingness.

I swear it is.

I wouldn't lie to you.

See for yourself.