tonight I imagined 'what if I was a hero?'
And what that looked like was I was following an SUV down Ridge St towards the County Office Building and there's a crosswalk by the McDonald's that someone was using and the SUV slowed to a stop in front of the person who was crossing the street BUT I imagined
'what if they hit that person and just kept on driving??'
That's when I went into hero mode. I did not stop and attend to the person who was hit. There's no time for that. The villain is making their escape. I'm the only witness. The person who got hit isn't going anywhere. Other people can attend to them. I have to track this person down.
I lay on my horn. The call of justice you could call it. I'm following this vehicle to the ends of the earth with my horn blaring. WAHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHH! I'm riding their bumper. I'm flashing my high beams. WAHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHH! No one mows down an innocent pedestrian and gets away with it while I'm around. I'm running red lights. I'm making tight turns. They can't shake me.
Finally, they pull over. I pull over. I get out of my car. I slam the door. I run up. I pound on their window. I haven't called 911 yet. There's no time.
"HEY! HEY!" I shout.
They know what they did. They say nothing.
"YOU HIT THAT PERSON! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
They know what they did. They say nothing.
"I'M CALLING THE POLICE! STAY HERE!"
They know what they did. They say nothing.
And that's how it would happen.
Ways I could make it cooler would be that I would have some sort of spider car that could shoot car web at other cars and hang them up by a streetlight for the authorities to find.
The other way it could make it cooler is the person who gets hit they do a sick back flip out of the hit and are seemingly okay so I pull up and say, 'get in! let's get em!' and they get in the car with me and we chase em down and then we punch and kick their car a bunch and there's nothing they can do about it because we have the moral high ground.
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