one thing I think about twelve things

 in this game I'm going to name twelve things and then tell you the one thing I think about all twelve of those things at once

-oranges

-lactose intolerance

-malfeasance

-nations run by doctors

-the whole ocean

-bobcats

-philogyny

-maitre d'

-suspended disbelief

-balloons

-church

-pokemon

And the one thing that I think about all of these things is:

'you can't tell em twice what you already told em thrice'

Well, I hope you had fun here today. I know I did. Remember to check back in again to hear the story of how I had a friend who had a cousin who didn't catch their tongue animal in the womb before they were born and then it ran around the hospital and they tried to catch it but they never found it so now the hospital is haunted by the tongue and it sneaks into people's mouths when they are asleep and when they woke up they say all sorts of stuff they would never normally say like, "I wish I owned a great big plantation." And in their mind they don't want that but the tongue is making them say it.