I have looked through many of them and I find them all lacking and limp.
I will now draw wisdom from my own experience.
I was in a bad mood getting groceries and I dropped my cart off at the front of the store and carried my bags to my car. I put the bags in the passenger seat and closed the door and turned around and saw that the person in the car like three spots from me had just left their cart right by their car. So someone else was going to have to return it and it was also taking up like two parking spots. They were just sitting in their car so I stared at the back of their head the whole time as I walked over, took their cart, returned it to the cart return and then stared at them on my way back to my car. And then they drove off all fast and ran a bunch of stop signs and were being way too aggressive and I was like, "Guess what? You're dumb."
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I don't actually believe in true karma or anything that would mean I gain rewards for doing good deeds, but I still like to think that, one day, my predilection for unnecessarily returning abandoned grocery carts will pay off in some way.
It will for you too!
You just summed up, like, true faith. But with grocery carts.
Nice.
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