Thursday, February 1, 2024

I am not afraid of my senses

 People at the gym ask me to smell things and then they're surprised when I take a BIG WHIFF. Socks. Shoes. Whatever. I'm not here on this finite green earth to go half hog. In my book there's only one hog size and it's WHOLE.

The big sniffin hog gets the truffles. That's all I gotta say.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Look at these ham hocks

Andy Lawrence said...

WILLIKERS!