today I brought the kids outside

and I had just given them a big speech about how we would do orderly transitions and not be chaotic

and I round a corner and a boy is walking away from a tree and he sees me and goes

"oh! tell everyone to watch out! we just released a wolf spider. tell them to stay away. "

And he immediately goes back to the tree and points directly at the wolf spider we were all supposed to avoid. 

So now all the kids are crowded around and I say

"hey if you didn't want us to bother this spider why are you showing us where it is??"

kids be like that.