Pepper

Today I had an idea for a movie where the ground pepper on my spice shelf starts infecting all the other spices with evil pepper.

But really the reason the pepper was evil was because the condiments in the fridge, which are in charge of the kitchen for some reason, developed the evil pepper contagion and spread it to the pepper. Something about wet flavoring superiority. And so most of the movie would just be the pepper infecting all the spices, kinda slasher movie style, one by one, and you see the spices' personalities before they're subsumed by the horde.

And then everyone is infected and the honey bear eats them all to represent how nature will take back the Earth when society sabotages itself.