"Ew somebody tooted."
And this girl standing next to her goes, cool as anything, "It was probably me. Even though I didn't do it."
And then dropped down to sit on the mats.
I've never in my entire life seen a better way to diffuse that situation before.
"It was probably me. Even though I didn't do it."
With all the confidence in the world.
Unreal.
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The REAL question is whether or not you believed her in the moment, because if she WAS the culprit and that was her social maneuver to escape blame, absolute master craft. Broke my mind's ankles with that double juke, I'm just collapsing not knowing what to believe. Keyser Soze type shit. She's dangerous.
Yeah exactly. There's so many layers to it.
I think ultimately the calm admission and immediate denial of it just resolves the issue entirely. She said it and then nobody cared anymore.
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