I'm not going to do this story justice but I will try

 Today this kid, maybe like a 6 or 7 year old kid, was at the climbing gym for the first time and he was trying on his rental shoes and he was with the two adults who brought him and he's sitting on the bench trying on his shoes and he goes,

"Why do they--why do these have two--um, things on them?"

And the guy with him goes, "Two velcro straps on them?"

And the kid goes, "No no, that's perfectly normal. Why do they have these two things on them?"

And he meant the two little pull tabs on the back to get them on over the heel.

But just seeing a little boy go, "No, no, that's perfectly normal." It was the best thing that's happened to me all week. What a guy. That kid is going places.