A Short

The other day this boy was stomping around the woods. Another boy was touching his stick collection so the boy got very territorial and brandished his stick and bellowed at the other boy. The first was boy, having asserted his dominance, needed to walk around to get space and burn off his excess alpha energy. He got to a fallen tree and attempted to march on and over it. Instead he slipped and fell flat on his belly and knocked a fart out of him. I laughed.