Monday, August 3, 2015

A Song of Cacophonous Farts

And it came to pass that Iluvator called together all the Ainur and declared to them a mighty theme...

The story of creation talks about this wicked jam sesh that all the immortal things had...

But [Melkor] being alone he had begun to conceive thoughts of his own unlike those of his brethren...

The discord of Melkor spread ever wider and the melodies which had been heard before foundered in a sea of turbulent sound... 


Melkor just wants to make fart noises over everyone's pretty music.

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