Boats in a Tub When You Least Expect It

"Yargh, what's the matter, First Mate Greg? You seem particularly existential tonight."

"Aye, Captain. It's just..."

"Let it out now. Sailors shouldn't keep secrets."

"Sometimes it just feels like the sea has lost all mystery, cap'n. What's left to love about sailing when even Poseidon cowers before you?"

OH YEAHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?